"What was the greatest day you ever spent together?"
“Had to be when there was a full lunar eclipse while we were floating on a houseboat in a swamp in Botswana. Not even the guide knew it was coming. It was a full moon that night, and suddenly I noticed a corner of it starting to disappear. Then a quarter. Then a half. Then it went completely dark, and the Milky Way just filled up the sky.”
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
sorry i draw stupid shitty comics about myself when i don’t know how to deal with my own emotions
I AM NOT ALONE
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
America in a nutshell
OH MY GOD I JUTS FOUND ONE OF MY HORSE GRAPHICS FRO M WHEN I WAS LIKE 10
wHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS M EAN ? ???
why must you laugh at my suffering
"I’m afraid you have stage 9 animes."
"Doctor, what’s going to happen to me?"
*Doctor turns away from the patient and speaks in a grim tone.*
"Your desu has advanced too far, you have less than a week to live."